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Just came up for air. I think the Donut Hole is trying to kill me. NEVER I SAY!

Whats up guys?

RookieCAF wrote:Just came up for air. I think the Donut Hole is trying to kill me. NEVER I SAY!

Whats up guys?

Hey Rook. Just turned on computer after work.

Sorry to hear things haven't improved in Donut HELL!

It is marginally better than being unemployed Good to see you Sports!

RookieCAF wrote:Just came up for air. I think the Donut Hole is trying to kill me. NEVER I SAY!

Whats up guys?

Hey Rook Great to hear from you man !  

As always Nutty, And everyone else, I am glad to count you all as friends! 

RookieCAF wrote:As always Nutty, And everyone else, I am glad to count you all as friends! 

Thats the reason i started this board ...... we have all been through a hellava lot together , but yet somehow still remained friends through the toughest of times !

Damn Straight Chit.  

RookieCAF wrote:Damn Straight Chit.  

X 100

upchitcreek wrote:

RookieCAF wrote:As always Nutty, And everyone else, I am glad to count you all as friends! 

Thats the reason i started this board ...... we have all been through a hellava lot together , but yet somehow still remained friends through the toughest of times !

   

HAPPY 45 TH BIRTHDAY ROOK  Wishing you a GREAT DAY !!  

Thanks Nutty. I am thankful to not have to work today, and for all my friends!

nuttin2lose wrote:HAPPY 45 TH  BIRTHDAY ROOK  Wishing you a GREAT DAY !!  

Happy Birthday BUD......enjoy !....... 

nuttin2lose wrote:HAPPY 45 TH  BIRTHDAY ROOK  Wishing you a GREAT DAY !!  

X100, wish I was still 45   . Enjoy!

Hey guy's ADMIN ......(ME) .....just sent you all PM'S !

You can reply back to ME , i had to log in as ADMIN to do what i did ! 

upchitcreek wrote:Hey guy's ADMIN ......(ME) .....just sent you all PM'S !

You can reply back to ME , i had to log in as ADMIN to do what i did ! 

 
Thanks CHIT for the honor of becoming a moderator and admin  .... Now the real  is are you totally    After that is there anything special we all need to do for this change  

Nothing really , but you will now see ADMINISTRATION PANEL  at the bottom of any page .....you can access all the workings of the site from there ! Just click it and see .


If you have any questions or want to add emoticons or what ever, just ask me and i'll walk you through it !

Irish Birth Control



Birth Control The Irish Way


Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan And didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?'


She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'


The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'


She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'


The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.'


She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..


Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'


She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'


The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'


She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
to blow out yer fookin' candle.'



     

upchitcreek wrote:Irish Birth Control



Birth Control The Irish Way


Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan And didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?'


She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'


The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'


She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'


The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.'


She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..


Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'


She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'


The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'


She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
to blow out yer fookin' candle.'



     

  

Any Son s Of Anarchy Fans ?? LOVE that show, Season 6 Premiere tonight !!  

nuttin2lose wrote:Any Son s Of Anarchy Fans ?? LOVE that show, Season 6 Premiere tonight !!  

I'll catch a bit of it , but the wife will take over soon after it starts then no telling what i'll be watching .....  ....but thats better than a DIVORCE .......  

12 Years ago our Great Nation was attacked. I am remembering those that lost their lives that day, have died since due to illnesses, were injured that day, those serving in our Armed Forces that have died since, that have been injured, that are in Harms Way today making sure it doesn t happen again, and their families.

WE MUST NEVER FORGET THEM OR THAT DAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoudLoc8sY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2NXDJ4FabE

I KNOW NONE US HERE HAVE FORGOTTEN  

nuttin2lose wrote:12 Years ago our Great Nation was attacked. I am remembering those that lost their lives that day, have died since due to illnesses, were injured that day,  those serving in our Armed Forces that have died since, that have been injured, that are in Harms Way today making sure it doesn t happen again, and their families.

WE MUST NEVER FORGET THEM OR THAT DAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoudLoc8sY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2NXDJ4FabE

I KNOW NONE US HERE HAVE FORGOTTEN   

NOPE and never will !

Been busy today , had to thin slice 50'lbs of beef and then cut that into 1/2 stripes , for jerky , got all that marinating in different kinds of stuff , for , ....extra hot , hot , black pepper, plain and teriyaki jerky ! 10lbs of each .....get to smoke it all tomorrow on my smoker grill along with 30lbs of brisket,and 20 lbs of chicken, and 25 lbs of pulled pork for a bbq!

I'll be watching the game at home ....ROLL TIDE ROLL ...... the actual cookout isn't till Sunday at the local AMVETS !

No i didnt pay for any of it AMVETS did , they also have extra , beef brisket, chicken and pulled pork if needed .

I get to     plus eat free and get paid $100.00 for the use of my grill ...... along with i get to bring home a plate piled full of each for the wife and me at home ! 

The baked beans , cole slaw , potato salad , and the rest of the stuff that goes with it is being prepared inside ......

upchitcreek wrote:Been busy today , had to thin slice 50'lbs of beef and then cut that into 1/2 stripes , for jerky , got all that marinating in different kinds of stuff , for , ....extra hot , hot , black pepper, plain and teriyaki jerky ! 10lbs of each .....get to smoke it all tomorrow on my smoker grill along with 30lbs of brisket,and 20 lbs of chicken, and 25 lbs of pulled pork for a bbq!

I'll be watching the game at home ....ROLL TIDE ROLL ...... the actual cookout isn't till Sunday at the local AMVETS !

No i didnt pay for any of it AMVETS did , they also have extra , beef brisket, chicken and pulled pork if needed .

I get to     plus eat free and get paid $100.00 for the use of my grill ...... along with i get to bring home a plate piled full of each for the wife and me at home ! 

The baked beans , cole slaw , potato salad , and the rest of the stuff that goes with it is being prepared inside ......

Sounds like a great day Chit ENJOY  

nuttin2lose wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:Been busy today , had to thin slice 50'lbs of beef and then cut that into 1/2 stripes , for jerky , got all that marinating in different kinds of stuff , for , ....extra hot , hot , black pepper, plain and teriyaki jerky ! 10lbs of each .....get to smoke it all tomorrow on my smoker grill along with 30lbs of brisket,and 20 lbs of chicken, and 25 lbs of pulled pork for a bbq!

I'll be watching the game at home ....ROLL TIDE ROLL ...... the actual cookout isn't till Sunday at the local AMVETS !

No i didnt pay for any of it AMVETS did , they also have extra , beef brisket, chicken and pulled pork if needed .

I get to     plus eat free and get paid $100.00 for the use of my grill ...... along with i get to bring home a plate piled full of each for the wife and me at home ! 

The baked beans , cole slaw , potato salad , and the rest of the stuff that goes with it is being prepared inside ......

Sounds like a great day Chit ENJOY  

I got my laptop with me and the guy's are freaking out because  i'm watching games that are not even on TV... They asked me if i was pay per-viewing the games, I told them no it's free ..... their like HOW THE F##K is it FREE  ...... look's like firstrow is getting more members .......

I showed them how to work the site and....... 

All 9 games are being watched right now ...... 

Treat others as you would like to be treated.


All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.


The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry, too.
I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.
I fell, but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.

He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.  He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding' in this cedar chest....."   

Just got my internet back up .......damn road crew hit the main line when they were digging yesterday ...... 

Starting to get ready for some wind and rain from Tropical Storm Karen, could be a Hurricane by landfall Saturday night Sunday morning......

upchitcreek wrote:Starting to get ready for some wind and rain from Tropical Storm Karen, could be a Hurricane by landfall Saturday night Sunday morning......

Yep local news up here in Southeast Massachusetts just told us we should see the remants of Karens rain on Monday and Tuesday of next week.

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:Starting to get ready for some wind and rain from Tropical Storm Karen, could be a Hurricane by landfall Saturday night Sunday morning......

Yep local news up here in Southeast Massachusetts just told us we should see the remants of Karens rain on Monday and Tuesday of next week.

I'm getting a Tropical Storm/Hurricane , Les is getting a Snow Storm ,,,,,,,,  

>>
>>
>> PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
>>
>>
>> On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
>> just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a
>> bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began
>> dividing the nuts.
>>
>> 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy.
>> Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
>>
>> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he
>> passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He
>> slowed down
>> to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me,
>> one for you,
>> One for me...'
>>
>> He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
>> Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
>>
>> 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard!
>> Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'
>>
>> The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to
>> walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
>> cemetery.
>>
>> Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for
>> you, One for me.'
>>
>> The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been telling' me the truth.
>> Let's see if we can see the Lord...
>>
>> Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still
>> unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought
>> iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
>> glimpse of the Lord.
>>
>> At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's
>> go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....
>>
>> They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the
>> kid on the bike passed him
>>
>>
     

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
Hurt!!!!!!



'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


...................................
............. .............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy.

And the best man says :
"Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around" !


"BROOM BROOM"
  

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist!

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.

"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.

The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.

"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.

The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.

A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.

They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!

The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"

"SHIT" said Claude.

It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens ' Center and Claude was never invited there again.


      

OMG  guy's , the SOX won , B.C won , the PATS WON ......... if the CELTICS WIN tonight & BRUINS WIN Tuesday ...... JOS head will be so big we wont be able to talk to him for a week ......that is if he sobers up enough to find his computer to turn it on .....talk about a party in BEANTOWN ..........                

upchitcreek wrote:OMG  guy's , the SOX won , B.C won , the PATS WON ......... if the CELTICS WIN tonight & BRUINS WIN Tuesday ...... JOS head will be so big we wont be able to talk to him for a week ......that is if he sobers up enough to find his computer to turn it on .....talk about a party in BEANTOWN ..........              

 
Hey Chit I am still alive but still very   after a 4 day vacation weekend from work   Sox win along with BC upset of V. Tech and my  out behind the woodshed beat down of Pittsburgh today ( sorry sportsnut ) has made my long weekend 1 to remember  .... My celtics are raw and young so I have no expectations for them this season and as for my Bruins it is a long year and all that matters is what you can do in the playoffs ( as long as you get there 1st )   Gonna be turning into bedtime soon cause that alarm going off at 3 AM to be back at work for 4 AM after 4 days off has me very very  

CELTICS are giving the PISTONS  a fit right now 79 - 77 PISTONS IN THE 4TH

Good night BUD, glad you enjoyed the last few days ! 

   

NUTTIN is this your town

Central Connecticut State University on lockdown after reports of gunman on campus
New Britain, Conn.,

Central Connecticut State University issued an emergency alert on Monday, placing a lockdown on its campus and urging students to remain in place after reports that a suspicious person carrying a gun was spotted on campus.


http://news.yahoo.com/ccsu-lockdown-181443285.html

upchitcreek wrote:   

NUTTIN is this your town

Central Connecticut State University on lockdown after reports of gunman on campus
New Britain, Conn.,

Central Connecticut State University issued an emergency alert on Monday, placing a lockdown on its campus and urging students to remain in place after reports that a suspicious person carrying a gun was spotted on campus.


http://news.yahoo.com/ccsu-lockdown-181443285.html

Yep they have just announced that the suspect is in custody, and NO INJURIES THANK GOD

nuttin2lose wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:   

NUTTIN is this your town

Central Connecticut State University on lockdown after reports of gunman on campus
New Britain, Conn.,

Central Connecticut State University issued an emergency alert on Monday, placing a lockdown on its campus and urging students to remain in place after reports that a suspicious person carrying a gun was spotted on campus.


http://news.yahoo.com/ccsu-lockdown-181443285.html

Yep they have just announced that the suspect is in custody, and NO INJURIES  THANK GOD

  

Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

nuttin2lose wrote:Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

X2 BUD !

Guy's , i just got one of those phone calls nobody want's to get ....... a friend of 35 years past away this morning .....he was a KOREAN WAR VET and a very close friend ......JOS you know who i'm talking about ......MR BILL my drinking buddy ......


I'll miss you my friend ...... 

Billy Joe Adams ......1935 - 2013

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

X2 BUD !

Guy's , i just got one of those phone calls nobody want's to get ....... a friend of 35 years past away this morning .....he was a KOREAN WAR VET and a very close friend ......JOS you know who i'm talking about ......MR BILL my drinking buddy ......


I'll miss you my friend ...... 

Billy Joe Adams ......1935 - 2013

 
 
Very very sorry for the loss of your GOOD FRIEND Chit   I will say a prayer for him and also drink a toast to a Good lived life and his service to our country.

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

X2 BUD !

Guy's , i just got one of those phone calls nobody want's to get ....... a friend of 35 years past away this morning .....he was a KOREAN WAR VET and a very close friend ......JOS you know who i'm talking about ......MR BILL my drinking buddy ......


I'll miss you my friend ...... 

Billy Joe Adams ......1935 - 2013

 
 
Very very sorry for the loss of your GOOD FRIEND Chit   I will say a prayer for him and also drink a toast to a Good lived life and his service to our country.

Thanks BUD, he loved a nice cold beer and a double shot of JACK BLACK !

upchitcreek wrote:

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

X2 BUD !

Guy's , i just got one of those phone calls nobody want's to get ....... a friend of 35 years past away this morning .....he was a KOREAN WAR VET and a very close friend ......JOS you know who i'm talking about ......MR BILL my drinking buddy ......


I'll miss you my friend ...... 

Billy Joe Adams ......1935 - 2013

 
 
Very very sorry for the loss of your GOOD FRIEND Chit   I will say a prayer for him and also drink a toast to a Good lived life and his service to our country.

Thanks BUD, he loved a nice cold beer and a double shot of JACK BLACK !

Saying a prayer for your friend  , may he RIP also joining in a toast to honor him, and all the Veterans, here, and in heaven

nuttin2lose wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:Thank You to ALL THE VETERANS, HERE,AND EVERYWHERE

X2 BUD !

Guy's , i just got one of those phone calls nobody want's to get ....... a friend of 35 years past away this morning .....he was a KOREAN WAR VET and a very close friend ......JOS you know who i'm talking about ......MR BILL my drinking buddy ......


I'll miss you my friend ...... 

Billy Joe Adams ......1935 - 2013

 
 
Very very sorry for the loss of your GOOD FRIEND Chit   I will say a prayer for him and also drink a toast to a Good lived life and his service to our country.

Thanks BUD, he loved a nice cold beer and a double shot of JACK BLACK !

Saying a prayer for your friend  , may he RIP also joining in a toast to honor him, and all the Veterans, here, and in heaven

Thanks guy's , he was a tough old boy , he never told anyone he had cancer not even his brother , the  coroner told his  brother this morning that his record say's he had been dealing with cancer for over 3 years ...... not a word about it to anyone and he came by everyday to see me just to shoot the shit and have a couple beer's or shot's ......... .....he faced it all on his own


JOS just in case i forget it with everything going on right now

Early HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD , i hope you really enjoy it ........      

Now who's a OLD FART ........    

Hey guys I am officially wishing myself a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Tuesday early tonight  I am going to work Tuesday and doing my regular shift starting at 4 AM and getting out at 1 PM. Then it is gonna be PARTY TIME  Already put in and got my vacation day for Wednesday  gonna need that to recover from the GIANT   hangover I plan on causing myself Tuesday afternoon and night. 4 of my co-workers also took Wednesday off because they are the ones taking me out tomorrow and with a designated driver for all of us. When they told me that today I already know what I am in for    All I know is I was told the day and night are gonna include alot of    and SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they also mentioned something about a strip club     is what I am expecting. If you guys do not here from me again you will at least know I went out with a GREAT BIG  SMILE on my face   

Josilv5 wrote:Hey guys I am officially wishing myself a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Tuesday early tonight  I am going to work Tuesday and doing my regular shift starting at 4 AM and getting out at 1 PM. Then it is gonna be PARTY TIME  Already put in and got my vacation day for Wednesday  gonna need that to recover from the GIANT   hangover I plan on causing myself Tuesday afternoon and night. 4 of my co-workers also took Wednesday off because they are the ones taking me out tomorrow and with a designated driver for all of us. When they told me that today I already know what I am in for    All I know is I was told the day and night are gonna include alot of    and SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they also mentioned something about a strip club     is what I am expecting. If you guys do not here from me again you will at least know I went out with a GREAT BIG  SMILE on my face   

HAPPY B DAY BRO ENJOOOOY     

DON T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN T SO THAT GIVES YOU A FREE PASS

nuttin2lose wrote:

Josilv5 wrote:Hey guys I am officially wishing myself a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Tuesday early tonight  I am going to work Tuesday and doing my regular shift starting at 4 AM and getting out at 1 PM. Then it is gonna be PARTY TIME  Already put in and got my vacation day for Wednesday  gonna need that to recover from the GIANT   hangover I plan on causing myself Tuesday afternoon and night. 4 of my co-workers also took Wednesday off because they are the ones taking me out tomorrow and with a designated driver for all of us. When they told me that today I already know what I am in for    All I know is I was told the day and night are gonna include alot of    and SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they also mentioned something about a strip club     is what I am expecting. If you guys do not here from me again you will at least know I went out with a GREAT BIG  SMILE on my face   

HAPPY B DAY BRO ENJOOOOY     

DON T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN T SO THAT GIVES YOU A FREE PASS

      

Happy Birthday Josilv5!

From your favorite makeup fairy!