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Josilv5 wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:Well we got over a FT here    

Got lucky around here.... Went to work at 3:30 A.M. to clear skies.... Snow came down heavy for about 3 hours between 7:00 A.M. to 10:00 A.M. then changed over to freezing rain then just plain rain around 11:00 A.M. When I got out of work 1:00 P.M. most of the 4 inches of snow we got through the morning was already getting washed away   .... Temps gonna drop over night though and everything gonna re-freeze... Not looking forward to tomorrow morning at 3:30 A.M. going to work on a sheet of ice   

Dont forget your ICE SKATES .........    

Not quite as bad here although get some daily exercise shoveling our seemingly nightly snow!   

Sleeting here again with snow mixed in .....not heavy but it is sticking on the cars and ground .

The problem is it wasnt forecast to even rain .......just cloudy and cold .......  

A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the
clerk to ask what it was.
The  clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....
It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!'
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it  on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a  thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,'
she replied.
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied...... 'Two popsicles & some coffee.'


     

A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad
hailstorm.

Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair
shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some
fun...

He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all
the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started blowing
into her tailpipe.

Nothing happened, so she blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?'

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow
into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'


            

Bored with Olympics! Suffering from a bad case of football withdrawal!

sportsnut wrote:Bored with Olympics! Suffering from a bad case of football withdrawal!

X2......  

My youngest boy got his tax check yesterday and it's GONE today ......$1380.00 ......    

Watched curling all day!  USA didn't do so well, men or women!

I bet Chit was doing 12oz Curls

RookieCAF wrote:I bet Chit was doing 12oz Curls

OH MY YES along with a few 8oz rock glass curls .......    

RookieCAF wrote:I bet Chit was doing 12oz Curls

I gave up drinking yesterday..... Today when I started again was the worst day of my life          

Josilv5 wrote:

RookieCAF wrote:I bet Chit was doing 12oz Curls

I gave up drinking yesterday..... Today when I started again was the worst day of my life          

Did you sleep good ...........     

I to gave up drinking at about 11 pm last night , had a good nights sleep and started all over again about noon today ........   

Mornin Guys Looks like ANOTHER WINTER STORM here Thursday    

I can deal with Snow. Its the Sub Zero Temperatures that get me cranky.

And Ice. No Ice   

Luckily, I have managed to stay upright this year, knock on wood.

I didn't know this!!!!



A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..



In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.



At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:

"OH!! Limp pricks!"



Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics".

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

    

upchitcreek wrote:I didn't know this!!!!



A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..



In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.



At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:

"OH!! Limp pricks!"



Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics".  

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

    

   

Morning Guys well it s here,.heavy snow this morning, freeing rain this afternoon, going back to snow over nite, and not stopping till 2 morrow morn     

nuttin2lose wrote:Morning Guys well it s here,.heavy snow this morning, freeing rain this afternoon, going back to snow over nite, and not stopping till 2 morrow morn     

Stock the drink cart .......keep warm BUD ........  

Mornin WILD 24 hrs here.We got about a ft, then there was a braek,then we got a thunderstorm with lightning and heavy rain last nite topped off by another 4 inches of snow. Gotta restock the   cart as for shits and giiggles theys ay we are getting another 4-6 inches 2 morrow    time to get    

Hang in there Bud , just keep the drink cart full and stay warm ....     

upchitcreek wrote:Hang in there Bud , just keep the drink cart full and stay warm ....     

I stocked my drink cart up today after work... My area down here around Cape Cod gonna get from 7 to 12+ inches starting after 3 P.M. Saturday until midnight    Good thing I got a 3 day weekend through Monday for the Presidents Day holiday from work    ....Plenty of time to dig out and just stay inside with some nice cold     and of course a little ( Just a little ) of my friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam..... Okay guys I will stop lying to you..... A lot of Jack and Jim to go along with the    .......    

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:Hang in there Bud , just keep the drink cart full and stay warm ....     

I stocked my drink cart up today after work... My area down here around Cape Cod gonna get from 7 to 12+ inches starting after 3 P.M. Saturday until midnight    Good thing I got a 3 day weekend through Monday for the Presidents Day holiday from work    ....Plenty of time to dig out and just stay inside with some nice cold     and of course a little ( Just a little ) of my friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam..... Okay guys I will stop lying to you..... A lot of Jack and Jim to go along with the    .......    

          

68 degrees here today , going to be that way all week ....highs almost 70 during the day and lows at night in the high 40's to mid 50's ..........  

Nothing major but snow every night. I don't have a front yard so I am out of room to put the snow from the sidewalk. Tired of winter here too. Is it spring yet?

sportsnut wrote:Nothing major but snow every night. I don't have a front yard so I am out of room to put the snow from the sidewalk. Tired of winter here too. Is it spring yet?

It's looking that way in the SOUTH ........  

Asking for prayers tonight.... Just got back from hospital. My DAD had a minor stroke early this morning at his nursing home. He will be 91 on June 23rd. Do not know if he will make it until then     

Josilv5 wrote:Asking for prayers tonight.... Just got back from hospital. My DAD had a minor stroke early this morning at his nursing home. He will be 91 on June 23rd. Do not know if he will make it until then     

Sorry to hear that, my friend. Praying for your dad, you, and your family. God bless.

sportsnut wrote:

Josilv5 wrote:Asking for prayers tonight.... Just got back from hospital. My DAD had a minor stroke early this morning at his nursing home. He will be 91 on June 23rd. Do not know if he will make it until then     

Sorry to hear that, my friend. Praying for your dad, you, and your family. God bless.

X2 JOS, you know, you and your dad will be in mine & Kims prayers as well as those of us here on this board .......   

Wishing the best for your Dad Jos

Hope your Dad recovers well Jos!

More snow here in the Berks. When will it end LOL

Yep we got another 5 inches so far today, and it s snowing like HELL    

nuttin2lose wrote:Yep we got another 5 inches so far today, and it s snowing like HELL    

72 DEGREES and climbing here ...... supposed to hit 76 today ....... 


I'll be working on my garden by the end of the month and have it planted by APRIL 1st.

JOS , How's your dad doing ?

upchitcreek wrote:JOS , How's your dad doing ?

Just got back from the hospital again.... He has been in and out of a self induced coma to regulate his heart beats... Doctors say it is looking good as of now for recovery but still not sure of whats next   

Hey guys... My dad is back at his nursing home and okay for now. The coming weeks and month are still gonna be played day by day Still getting irregular heartbeats now and then but not as bad as before.

Josilv5 wrote:Hey guys... My dad is back at his nursing home and okay for now. The coming weeks and month are still gonna be played day by day Still getting irregular heartbeats now and then but not as bad as before.

That's great new's BUD , hope things keep going well for him !

Josilv5 wrote:Hey guys... My dad is back at his nursing home and okay for now. The coming weeks and month are still gonna be played day by day Still getting irregular heartbeats now and then but not as bad as before.

Glad to hear this Bud! Hope things continue to stabilize. Take care

California couple finds $10 million in buried treasure while walking dog


(Reuters) - A trove of rare Gold Rush-era coins unearthed in California last year by a couple as they walked their dog may be the greatest buried treasure ever found in the United States, worth more than $10 million, a currency firm representing the pair said on Tuesday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/26/us-usa-california-coins-idUSBREA1P03M20140226?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews



That's where Great Great Great Grandpa put those , we been looking for those for years ......        

Hi Yall just checkin in, nuttin goin on here except we are back in the deep freeze again temps not hitting the 30 s till next week   I can t wait until in a few months I ll be bitching about the heat and humidity !!      

It started raining here about 10pm last night and has not stopped , i had plans to start cleaning up my garden area so i could get some fresh fertilizer put out ....not happening today !

I like to get my fertilizer worked into the dirt about 4 to 6 weeks before i plant , that way mother nature has a lil time to dumb it down a bit before i plant, seeds already have some fertilizer on them , if i plant them in fresh fertilizer it might be to much and burn my plants up !

YIKES   The wind chill is supposed to be - 20 here in the morning better get plenty of Southern Comfort for the cart !!

nuttin2lose wrote:YIKES   The wind chill is supposed to be - 20 here in the morning better get plenty of Southern Comfort for the cart !!

     YEP......       

High 69 here today , low 44 for tonight , high tomorrow 75 , low 56 ........  

HAPPY FAT TUESDAY GUYS !!    CHEERS      

nuttin2lose wrote:HAPPY FAT TUESDAY GUYS !!    CHEERS      

            

NUTTIN much happening here just stopped in to say hey !!   

nuttin2lose wrote:NUTTIN much happening here just stopped in to say hey !!   

I was wondering if you fell INTO the bottle during the last big freeze and couldnt get out ........        

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:NUTTIN much happening here just stopped in to say hey !!   

I was wondering if you fell INTO the bottle during the last big freeze and couldnt get out ........        

Just stopping in myself to say HELLO to all you guys...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and if you need to know CHIT I have fallen into the bottle during this big on going freeze and I still cannot get out        I gave up on the    and just been going with my 2 BEST FRIENDS...... JACK DANIELS and JIM BEAM    Getting up in the morning at 2:30 A.M. to be at work at 3:30 A.M. in the freezing cold and then working all day in a warehouse at 32 degrees and a freezer at -10 below zero has really sucked for the last 2 months. Cannot wait until I am bitching to you guys that it is too damn HOT..... Ohhhhhh my BAD mistake with that last comment. When it is too damn hot that is when I will be looking forward to those 32 degrees and -10 below temps in the middle of the summer.... With my job I just cannot win year around       

Josilv5 wrote:

upchitcreek wrote:

nuttin2lose wrote:NUTTIN much happening here just stopped in to say hey !!   

I was wondering if you fell INTO the bottle during the last big freeze and couldnt get out ........        

Just stopping in myself to say HELLO to all you guys...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and if you need to know CHIT I have fallen into the bottle during this big on going freeze and I still cannot get out        I gave up on the    and just been going with my 2 BEST FRIENDS...... JACK DANIELS and JIM BEAM    Getting up in the morning at 2:30 A.M. to be at work at 3:30 A.M. in the freezing cold and then working all day in a warehouse at 32 degrees and a freezer at -10 below zero has really sucked for the last 2 months. Cannot wait until I am bitching to you guys that it is too damn HOT..... Ohhhhhh my BAD mistake with that last comment. When it is too damn hot that is when I will be looking forward to those 32 degrees and -10 below temps in the middle of the summer.... With my job I just cannot win year around       

      

A little bored with the sports scene right now. College hoops should liven things up next week. At least my son is coming home tomorrow, haven't seen him in a while. Today he turns 19, I feel very old. Probably cause I AM!!!!!!!!   

sportsnut wrote:A little bored with the sports scene right now. College hoops should liven things up next week. At least my son is coming home tomorrow, haven't seen him in a while. Today he turns 19, I feel very old. Probably cause I AM!!!!!!!!   

Happy Birthday to your son SPORTS !

Now about the age thing .........SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....